60 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! CondomMan’s Collection of the the Best Durex Condom Styles
- A Pool of the best selling condoms from Durex, the most successful condom seller in the world.
- Durex Extra Sensitive, Performax, Maximum Like and Intense Sensation included with your order
- World-renowned to be the thinnest and most sensational condoms manufactured today.
- Each condom has been tested electronically to guarantee reliability.
- expire 2-5 years from date of buy.
Product Description
In the mood for a small variety? This product contains a sampling of each of the most well loved Durex condoms in the world. Best-sellers from Durex include Extra Sensitive, Performax, Maximum Like and Intense Sensation. Each condom expires 2-5 years from date of buy. Try out the best and find a new favorite.
Buy Low-cost 60 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! CondomMan’s Pool of the the Best Durex Condom Styles
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While I’m Catholic and have to agree with my Church’s condemning of condoms as birth control–because condoms make a sinful barrier against the sperm fertilizing the egg, as everyone knows sex should be about procreation, not pleasure!–even I couldn’t pass up the remarkable deal Durex offers in this variety pack by the CondomMan!!!! When I go out on the town “sarging” with all my liberal PUA (that’s pick-up artist) friends, we all like to feel reassurance that Durex has got our collective back, protecting us from uninvited pregnancies women could use to trap us. For clarification, I state I’m happily married and only accompany my liberal PUA friends–oh, all aptly, more like acquaintances from the service sector (quick-food workers, etc.)–when they go out “sarging” for moral support.
When my liberal friends are shallowly plotting to pick up women in reeking, soulless bars and clubs, at least they can have fantastic piece of mind by knowing Durex fanatically tests their condoms electronically to guarantee no tearing. That way, all my liberal PUA friends can use pick-up lines on girls; manipulate them into thinking they really like them; and then finally “get some” at the end of the night without worrying about that small thing called pregnancy (which would cramp my lib PUA friends’ style!), since they look at babies as the uninvited “side-effect” of sex.
I, on the other hand, am nowhere near as “cool” or “happening” as my swinging, player, lib friends, so I just use these Durex condoms in a very conservative fashion with my wife, at home. I must confess each time I slip one of these terrible boys on–Durex allows me to choose from Extra Sensitive, Performax, Maximum Like, and Intense Sensation!–I’m consumed with pangs of guilt that my Catholicism imposes. Unobservant or ignorant atheists may not be aware the Catholic Church frowns on condom usage, instead asserting sex should be strictly for making kids.
While I wholeheartedly agree with this Catholic teaching, I find that me and the missus, like most Catholic couples, shamelessly ignore this axiom because as the, ahem, kids like to say, “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. So, I find myself putting on one of these terrible boys to ensure the missus doesn’t leave me…though not saying our marriage is largely based on sex, you see.
Still, perhaps God reminded me I should stop using condoms for hedonistic purposes because just last night, me and my wife experienced a condom-ripping scare with these very Durex condoms which are trickily advertised as “reliable!!!!” While simultaneously surrendering to our carnal desires all over each other’s bodies, I started to feel a small bit amusing “down there.” So after a quick pullout, I was shocked to learn that the Intense Sensation type had indeed torn; I was not aware that the “intense sensation” was due to the absence of a condom. After some fiddle with-pointing, man-blaming and doubts about an unplanned pregnancy–like all persons unwed, teen mothers’–my wife took a pregnancy test and exposed she wasn’t pregnant.
In conclusion, I’ve to say I learned my lesson: from now on, I’ll only have sex for procreation to follow Catholic teaching to the tee. The remaining rubbers I had left over from my Durex pack I gave to all my happening, lib, PUA friends to use as they cruelly go from bar to bar, hoping to trick women into putting out quickly.
Rating: 1 / 5
I bought these to act as simple to carry goulashes, but they did not fit over my shoes. What a total let down. Now I have wet socks. How am I gonna pick up chicks with wet socks?
Next time, Im buying the ribbed.
Rating: 1 / 5
We got the package, but the stuff in it was made in India and Thailand. Was it held to be U.N. of condoms? Why there’s no information in the website?
Even more, the manufacturing date printed on persons ‘Made in Thailand’ can be blurred by hand.
Rating: 1 / 5
Alas me end is in the trumpeted vanishing of the purple aegis, that corn rowed freak, singing at full volume as im whisked away in abandon, flung down the dirty parquet to absorb the dead skin of the olden days. Then, amidst a flurry of rambunctious post preparations, i am relieved of my position, and ever gracefully in bliss, carried through the air- tickling my entire latex soul, one moment infinite, till it is gone, i am head backwards as I am tossed, towards my ultimate fate and journey just commencement, acommpanied by my new millions of slowly dying infantry, to the bin, to the bin! and to live no more.
Rating: 4 / 5
The package I received contained 15 condoms of the aptly kind, the other 45 were other Durex products. After trying them, I found them to be quite comfortable to use. But be adviced that mistakes did happen.
Rating: 3 / 5